Tim Tebow, Could You (or God) Arrange This?

It was just an offhand comment from one of the announcers for the Alabama/LSU BCS National Championship Game last Monday—the game in which the Tide defense didn’t let the Tiger offense past the 50-yard line until deep in the fourth quarter. The announcer was talking about walking alongside some of the players on the Tigers’ offensive line. They were big, he said—big enough, he thought, to hold their own against the New Orleans Saints.

My husband Doug looked at me from his rocking chair, one eyebrow inching up. “You know,” he said thoughtfully. Read more »

Andrew Luck for Heisman

I spent a quality 15 minutes as a guest on the radio in Dallas Friday night, listening to a New Yorker–the indefatigable Arnie Spanier–try to convince me (frankly, Arnie harangued me, as is his style) that I just HAD to cast my Heisman vote for Baylor QB Robert Griffin III. Griffin had propelled the previously lowly Bears to eight wins (they would pick up number nine the next day against Texas) and done so spectacularly, mixing the ability to run (644 yards, 9 TDs) and pass (3,998 yards, 36 TDs, 72.4% completion success) into a rare concoction. Arnie made it sound that I would be downright un-American if I so much as considered, much less voted for, any other candidate. Read more »

Al Golden’s Miami Conundrum

Al Golden can’t win for winning. Today’s Inquirer has an article citing the terror of University of Miami football fans that the former Temple football coach will ask to have his five-year contract truncated.

Why would Al Golden do such a thing? Well, because he walked into a total shitstorm at Miami, whose higher-ups inexplicably claim they were completely unaware that the NCAA was investigating the school’s intimate relationship with a felonious booster named Nevin Shapiro, who, while he was racking up a $900 million Ponzi scheme (for which he’s now in jail), dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars on Miami football players and recruits, including such swag as jewelry, an abortion, and bounties for hurting opposing players. Go, ’Canes! Read more »

College Football Is Being Destroyed By Greed

College football is killing itself. The game is collapsing under the weight of widespread university greed. The drive to make more and more money is resulting in a seismic realignment of the football conferences, which is creating more confusion and less interest in the game. The latest shift came this week as Syracuse and Pittsburgh said they would leave the Big East for the ACC. The news came the same day the driving force behind the Big East, Dave Gavitt, died. In many respects, the Big East is dead as well. Read more »

What Ohio State Can Learn from Penn (and Harvard and Yale…)

“The fundamental difference between intercollegiate football and professional football is that in college, the players are supposed to be students first and foremost.” — Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh, President, Notre Dame (1954)

Father Hesburgh is still living, although recent kidney surgery has prevented him from continuing his tireless work in the community on behalf of the needy. That’s what happens when you reach your 94th birthday; the body begins to give out a little.

While advocating for the poor over the past 20-plus years, Hesburgh has no doubt observed a rapid movement away from his philosophical stance. Truth be told, the sport had been at odds with Hesburgh’s sentiments for decades before he made the proclamation. Even his esteemed university was known for occasional rules bending when it came to the relative importance of football versus academics. (See Gipp, George.) Read more »

Lesson from the Jim Tressel Affair: Follow the Tattoos

The latest scandal at Ohio State that forced the resignation of Buckeyes football coach Jim Tressel is a further rationale on why college players shouldn’t be paid.

Yes, I said it and I know what you’re thinking: But Mike, shouldn’t you have the opposite view? Wouldn’t paying student-athletes at major sports revenue-producing schools actually eliminate illegal payments on the side? And to that view, I laugh heartily. Read more »

The Astroturf Is Always Greener for Villanova

It’s Saturday night, and you and your friends are out for the evening. Within a half-hour of your arrival at a favorite club/bar/taproom, you connect with a stunning stranger, who is certainly more attractive, interesting and exciting than your recent company. You laugh. You talk. You find out that you have much in common. Things are going great, and it’s clear the night will be memorable, even though it’s still relatively early. But, instead of closing the deal, you decide to look around some more. Maybe somebody better will arrive. Maybe you can find a better offer, even if an honest look in the mirror would reveal a hard truth that would rule out such a scenario. Two hours later, the marvelous stranger has moved on, and you are left to contemplate what might have been.

Welcome to the world of Villanova football.
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Why Cam Newton Won’t Get My Heisman Trophy Vote

At some point this afternoon, I will hit the “Enter” key on my computer and send my vote for the Heisman Trophy, American sport’s most prestigious individual honor, to the fine numbers-crunchers at Deloitte & Touche. It is a privilege I have enjoyed since 2004 and one of the most cherished duties I perform in my capacity as a writer and broadcaster.

Every time I cast my ballot, I do so with a sharp eye on the Trophy’s unique place in the American sporting culture. There are those who argue the Heisman has lost significance, but anyone who watches the ceremony and sees the distinguished lineup of former winners assembled to welcome the latest conscript into their unique fraternity understands it remains a tremendous tribute. The Heisman is more than a symbol of individual excellence. It signifies the sport’s great history and tradition. You may not think Eric Crouch and Jason White and Gino Torretta belong on the same list with Roger Staubach, Archie Griffin and Herschel Walker, but they are all Heisman winners, and therefore deserve the respect and esteem the award confers upon them. Heisman winners are special, just like the award itself.

And that’s why I’m not voting for Cam Newton this year. Read more »

Big 10? 11? 12? The NCAA’s Magical Math

It’s no wonder that American students’ math skills aren’t up to par with many of their counterparts around the world. Our college presidents aren’t very good in math, either.

Consider that the Big 10 conference actually has 11 teams. Make that 12. The University of Nebraska just opted to abandon the Big 12 for the Big 10.

Or take the Pac 10. It actually has 11 teams: The University of Colorado just agreed to join, abandoning the Big 12.

The Big 12 is actually now the Big 10 (not to be confused with the other Big 10 that should have been called the Big 11 once Penn State joined in 1990). Subtract Nebraska and Colorado from the Big 12—the conference from whence they came before jumping ship—and it adds up to 10, not 12. Read more »

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