• Scary fact: Americans spend 37 billion HOURS a year waiting in line. And if you want to cut down on your personal contribution to that time, express checkout may not be your best bet at the grocery store. According to research, hopping in line behind one cart with many items should be faster than getting behind a few people with just a few items. That, plus many more tips to help you spend as little time in line as possible the next time you hit the grocery store. [New York Times]
A long, long time ago, NBA superstar Kobe Bryant rose to prominence at Lower Merion High School in Ardmore, Pa. After his senior year, Bryant rejected a collegiate basketball career and entered the 1996 NBA draft. After Bryant was selected with the 13th pick, a draft-day trade with Charlotte landed him with the Lakers, and the rest is history.
Bryant has two more games left in his professional career, which culminates at the Staples Center in L.A. Wednesday against the Jazz.
Seizing the opportunity, Apple released a 60-second ad for its Apple TV with Bryant and Creed star Michael B. Jordan, who’s preparing to portray the aging hoops star in a fictional (for now) Bryant bio-pic.
Bryant, however, is under the impression that Jordan will be portraying “young Kobe” — the injury-free, “cold-blooded assassin” of yesteryear, as Bryant describes himself. Jordan, who is donning Bryant’s white and maroon high school uniform from Lower Merion, offers that his character is “locked in a battle with Father Time.”
“There’s no decline, it’s all ascension,” Bryant objects.
“Oh, they didn’t tell you?” Jordan says. “I’m playing you all the way through now. I mean with makeup and prosthetics and stuff like that.” He proceeds to tell the Apple TV to pull up The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, fast forwards with his voice, and freezes the screen on Brad Pitt as a withered old man.
“Now that’s the guy I’m playing in this movie,” Jordan says.
“Get out of my trailer,” Bryant responds.
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It was hard not to cheer for Taylor Swift over the past couple days.
Less than 24 hours after she penned a blog post criticizing Apple’s new music streaming service, the company backtracked and confirmed that it would, indeed, pay artists full royalties during the trial period. After a few polite, eloquent paragraphs outlining her argument and the importance of compensating both struggling artists and established talent, Swift signed off with this succinct little mic drop to let them know she meant business:
“We don’t ask you for free iPhones. Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.”
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But then I read her blog post and I quickly changed my mind. Taylor wasn’t speaking on her behalf, but rather on the behalf of the artists who just can’t seem to beat the Goliath, industrialized music industry. One part of her manifesto truly hit home for me:
This is not about me. Thankfully I am on my fifth album and can support myself, my band, crew, and entire management team by playing live shows. This is about the new artist or band that has just released their first single and will not be paid for its success. This is about the young songwriter who just got his or her first cut and thought that the royalties from that would get them out of debt. This is about the producer who works tirelessly to innovate and create, just like the innovators and creators at Apple are pioneering in their field…but will not get paid for a quarter of a year’s worth of plays on his or her songs.
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