Guys, Don’t Wear This Man Thong This Weekend — Or Ever

Behold, the most horrifying swimsuit ever created.

Bobby Norris and Harry Derbidge wear the utterly unflattering "string lateral flash" swimsuit.  Don't do this at home, please.

Just … no.

Nope. Not a joke. This horrifying half-crotch-sling is actually available to purchase.  And it has a (somewhat hilarious) name. Our friends over at G Philly have the details, but I’m warning you: It’s not pretty. 

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