The Official Shoppist Style Ranking Of NFL Uniforms

We take our sports seriously.

We here at Shoppist are passionate about sports. This probably comes across in posts like this (it can be cold out there on the field!) and this. So it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that today, in honor of the Super Bowl which we hear is on Sunday, we compiled a complete ranking of all the teams in the NFL. We spent countless hours deliberating and, yes, sometimes it got heated. But after filtering each team through the same set of considerations (use of color, use of graphics, proper employment of metallics, font choice, neckline, helmet design, execution of figure-flattering design i.e. stripes on leg, and shoe choice) we are proud to present you with The Official Ranking Of Every Team Uniform In The NFL. (Also, if you’re a betting reader, you might want to take into consideration our number one choice. A good-looking uniform goes a long way. Just sayin’.)  Go team!

 


 

  • Joe Kazmierski

    Nice article. Although, I think the Seahawks is too easy to like, which means it is all icing, no cake. The Redskins are one of my favorite – when done right. I want to send RGIII an American Apparel, long-sleeve Baby Thermal in Lemon Yellow. It would be perfect. Finally, you missed the mark on the Colts’ double stripe. The double stripe is a classic, retro athletic look that will remain stylish for years to come. It is a bit youthful, I admit. But that can be an advantage, too. > peace

  • Darrell

    Stick to something else besides football uniforms. You are soooo far off.