The Federal Donuts coming to 3428 Sansom Street is opening shortly. How shortly? According to a tweet from Federal Donuts yesterday, “in fewer days than you can count on two Simpsons hands.” Which if our arithmetic is correct, means the new Federal Donuts will open within eight days, seven as of today. Unless thumbs don’t count, then it’s five.
Counting on Simpson fingers is tougher than it seems.
UPDATE: Just got word that FedNuts West will be opening the doors at 7am on Monday, March 10–which, true to their promise, is a number of days that can be counted on two Simpsons hands.
All the new flavors of donuts and fried chicken right this way...
Today it’s time to drink the donuts. Tria Taproom is tapping the improbable Evil Twin Imperial Doughnut Break at noon. The beer is literally beer and donuts in the same glass. The Imperial Stout is “dry-doughnuted” with 997 glazed donuts.
Tria Taproom is serving each glass with a complimentary donut from Federal Donuts. Evil Twin Imperial Doughnut Break weighs in at 11.5% and an 11 ounce glass will set you back $8.50. But hey, when else will you get to drink a donut?
Tria Taproom [Foobooz]
The sign man was at the upcoming University City Federal Donuts yesterday installing colorful awnings and a sign at 3428 Sansom Walk.
No word on an opening date yet but the staff hasn’t even gotten to break in the kitchen yet.
Federal Donuts – University City [Foobooz]