Union Thugs, Take Note: Chestnut Hill Quaker Meetinghouse Is Less Than $400K

Quakers aren’t much into cult-like leadership–more like building consensus, even if a single decision takes several years–but a renegade egotist is certainly welcome to buy the old Quaker meetinghouse on Mermaid Lane and take over. The old building is right near the site of the new Quaker meetinghouse that was vandalized by angry union thugs.

In fact, if the building trades really wanted to get back at the Quakers for having hired non-union labor, they could purchase this building and keep the inflatable rats there, where the playground used to be, or maybe hold noisy meetings there to discuss which act of vandalism would be perpetrated next. That could really make a pacifist clench his fists and say, “Darn you!”

This 3,800-square-foot building is currently zoned residential, and is listed as 3BR/3BA. The floors are beautiful–lots of hardwood and red brick–but the ceilings are not what most homeowners are looking for. Still, talk about good bones. The building is a beauty, and has been filled by literal peace and quiet for many years. Those are some very good vibes.

100 E. Mermaid Lane, Philadelphia PA 19118

  • http://twitter.com/ProtoTyler Tyler Phillips

    I’m pretty sure the reason that they didn’t pick Andy is due to the fact that he would want full control.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tony.wiltshire.5 Tony Wiltshire

      Yeah, Im sure that’s it. Nothing to do with his inability to close the deal when it counts the most or his penchant for leaving a position(s) of weakness that fatally flaws the roster.

      • http://twitter.com/ProtoTyler Tyler Phillips

        you mean like both harbaughs? whose teams have both choked at every title opportunity? or Greg Schiano who couldn’t win anything significant in college, and is going to fail in Tampa? Did you even read the article?

        Andy will be hired and given whatever he wants if he gets fired here. just because you are grumpy doesn’t mean you have a clue.

    • borntosuffer

      That’s a good point. It’s probably not in their best interests to hire Andy.

  • http://twitter.com/johnnydomino Johnny Domino

    I will rest easy knowing that the BYU quota has been met without the re-signing of Reno Mahe.