If the note-perfect dishes and simple, spare charm of this tiny, golden South Philly BYO don’t land you a second date, it really is you who’s doing something wrong. But hey, at least you’ll have the malted milk-chocolate ice cream with peanut brittle to console you.

Fond | 1617 East Passyunk Avenue, Philadelphia, PA | 215-551-5000 | http://fondphilly.com