We’ve seen them do it—sacrifice unsuspecting Butterscotch Krimpet twins to the swirling ice-cream vortex of the milkshake maker. And frankly, we’re glad, because becoming a milkshake at Squareburger is truly the highest calling to which a humble Tastykake can aspire.

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