Word on the street—or at least on RadarOnline—is that at long last, confirmation is in: E! will both pay for and broadcast on TV the blessed Parisian nuptials of one Ms. Kim Kardashian and Mr. Kanye West.
That means that it is going to be some team of E! producers’ unholy job to arrange this thing, and wrangle all its parts. It means that—thank goodness—neither Kim nor Kanye will have to dip into North’s college fund to pay for what is sure to be a very modest celebration. And it means—and you know it’s true—that we will watch it. Yep. Me, you, your work BFF in the cube next to you, and probably the groom you are going home to, however against his will it might happen. Because that’s just how these things work. We can’t help it.
Kim chatted a bit about it on Thursday, actually, when she visited Jimmy Kimmel. I saw that, and when she started revealing enough seemingly legitimate plans for the wedding, I figured this was coming.
And now we wait.