In the latest dispatch of celebrity wedding news that we enjoy but do not necessarily buy, it has been put out into the world that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will get matching tattoos to commemorate their (supposedly upcoming) nuptials.
Specifically: ”They’ve designed a special motif that includes some of their vows and their children’s names entwined in leaves, which will be in their own handwriting.” Said very busy-sounding motif will reportedly be done by a French artist.
So much celebrity wedding news—before it actually happens, anyway—is, of course, just so suspect—but you can kind of imagine this happening, can’t you? I mean she has a billion tats, and he has even gotten in on the inking since they’ve been together, so who knows? Obviously, if it happens, there will be pics, and obviously, if there are pics, we will alert you.
The countdown’s on.