Police: Montco Teens Break Into House, Make Drug Brownies

Mischievous 17-year-olds arrested in Perkiomen Township allegedly had two pounds of a controlled substance.

brownie

Photo | Becca Boyd

You’re a 17-year-old boy, and you’ve just discovered that you can turn certain drugs into brownies. The problem is, your parents are always around, so you have no way to bake them. What do you do?

Well, if you’re the two 17-year-old Collegeville boys recently arrested in Montgomery County, you break into somebody else’s house and bake them there.




That's what allegedly happened on July 22nd on the 100 block of Lincoln Road in Collegeville, Perkiomen Township. (Police didn't announce the arrest for over a week.) It's a quiet residential development less than a mile from Perkiomen Middle School and Evergreen Elementary School. It's also just across the Perkiomen Creek from Graterford State Prison.

Police say that the boys used the home to bake brownies "which contained a controlled substance," although police aren't saying what substance that was, for whatever reason.

The teens were arrested in the home, where they had over two pounds of the mysterious substance with them, according to a police report. Yes, two pounds. No matter what the controlled substance was, that's a whole lot of it.

Charges have been filed in Montgomery County's juvenile court, according to Pennsylvania State Police.

Follow @VictorFiorillo on Twitter.

Be respectful of our online community and contribute to an engaging conversation. We reserve the right to ban impersonators and remove comments that contain personal attacks, threats, or profanity, or are flat-out offensive. By posting here, you are permitting Philadelphia magazine and Metro Corp. to edit and republish your comment in all media.

  • The Real Richard Cranium

    Not to be the one to pull the race card, but I can’t help but wonder if these weren’t two rich white kids, if the Police wouldn’t have plastered this everywhere and anywhere as soon as the arrest took place. Sure sounds like a mere wrist slap is in order after some Defense Funded Shrink says that these little cherubs get diagnosed with Affluent Child Disorder or whatever they are calling it nowadays.

  • 123456789

    2lbs of brownies…not 2lbs of marijuana. It is amazing what a difference that makes. Especially when considering the dirt pot that these 17yr olds made these 2lbs of pot brownies with.