WATCH: Tom Corbett’s New Video About How Everything’s Fine, Just Fine

Bonus: Tom Corbett pose-down!

Here’s a new Tom Corbett video, released by the Republican Governors Association:

We count as least five dirty puns we could’ve made throughout these three minutes, but we’re too mature for that. We do enjoy how the video is interspersed with long cuts of Corbett … just posing … for the camera. You realize: The man is possibly best served by still photography.

At least we get:

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