Sixers Not Even Pretending to Care About This Season Anymore

Tanktastic team is tanking like a tanker.

If you go to the Sixers homepage, this is what greets you:

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That’s right: Buy tickets next year! The video features the three people with the franchise we know will be around next November: Coach Brown, Michael Carter-Williams, and Nerlens Noel. Everybody else is absent. Which is probably as it should be, given that the team’s losing streak is now at 22 games.
Blech. The team had better have a great draft.


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  • Northeaster

    This team will have a top three pick and a top ten pick.