Pantsless Man Riding Scooter Approaching Customers at Bensalem Acme

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Is this man the next Swiss Cheese Pervert?

Well, probably not. But considering our exhaustive coverage of the Mayfair SCP, I figured I’d get in on the ground floor of this one.

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