The New John Bolaris Project in No Way Reeks of Hubris is “powered” by Bolaris.

Pretty clear that this is soon going to be our new favorite thing ever: It appears John Bolaris is finally letting us in on his long-promised new project:

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Weather Savior, eh? Nothing messianic about that. And if that cartoon character is meant to represent Bolaris — let’s say it is — then how could one possibly misinterpret the mashup of Superman and the Greek god Zeus? Just at first glance, it appears that Bolaris plans to remix ancient religions and pop culture to create the final Weather Ubermensch to rule us and our weather dreams forever.

Or, maybe it’ll just be a halfway competent weather forecasting site. With Bolaris involved, which way do you want to bet?

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