The New John Bolaris Project in No Way Reeks of Hubris is “powered” by Bolaris.

Pretty clear that this is soon going to be our new favorite thing ever: It appears John Bolaris is finally letting us in on his long-promised new project:

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Weather Savior, eh? Nothing messianic about that. And if that cartoon character is meant to represent Bolaris — let’s say it is — then how could one possibly misinterpret the mashup of Superman and the Greek god Zeus? Just at first glance, it appears that Bolaris plans to remix ancient religions and pop culture to create the final Weather Ubermensch to rule us and our weather dreams forever.

Or, maybe it’ll just be a halfway competent weather forecasting site. With Bolaris involved, which way do you want to bet?

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  • Beastmode

    How much did John pay the Russian mob for that “artwork”???
    Never forget my buddy seeing Bolaris banging a chick on a bench in downtown Stone Harbor in the wee hours of the morning sometime in the 90’s.
    Stay classy, John!

    • BeastModeTroll

      Jealous much? lmao. Why even bring something so disgusting up? The 90’s were 20 years ago. I’m sure John has gotten over it, so why haven’t you? Creeper.

      • Beastmode

        Well to be fair, your forecasts have gotten a lot better, John. So at least you got that going for you, which is nice.
        Actually I’m not jealous of you banging some skank in public, or buying artwork after getting roofied, so just let it go, Bolaris.