Biggest Threat to Super Bowl? Bad Weather

More than terror attack says top-secret report.

EVERYBODY PANIC! The Super Bowl may be disrupted by…cold weather.

A confidential State Police assessment into the safety and security of the Super Bowl concludes that home-grown extremists represent the greatest terroristic threat to the game this Sunday, but found no evidence anyone was targeting the NFL championship.

Indeed, the most significant threat to the public safety, according to the assessment — which was obtained by The Star-Ledger — would be bad weather.

Still, seeing as Colorado and Washington are the two states that have legalized recreational marijuana (they don’t call it the Super Bowl for nothing), shouldn’t we expect some anti-pot crusaders to storm the field? Are there any anti-pot crusaders left? [Star-Ledger]


 

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