Former WWE Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has kept a relatively high profile since retiring from professional wrestling action in 2003. He has a podcast, a stronger-than-you’d-expect film career and a boatload of endorsements and products.
He also manages to stay in the news in other ways, like by offering Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson a free safe:
— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) January 15, 2014
Jackson had one safe taken and two cracked open from his Southwest Philadelphia home over the weekend, with thieves taking $250,000 in cash and goods (according to Jackson). He’s offering a $50,000 reward for information on the thieves.
According to the company’s website, Fort Knox has “perfected premium safes and vaults.” Anybody who tries to break in presumably gets a Stone Cold Stunner.