With a tip of the top-hat to The Cut, here are the best Mummers-related Craigslist Missed Connections of New Years Day.
My phone was dead so you wrote your number down on a piece of styrofoam.
I went to grab the number as soon as I woke up this morning and couldn’t find it.
You don’t know I lost it, and probably will never look on here as I wouldn’t.
But I had to take a shot.
It was the Mummers after party and you were dressed as a Ninja Turtle…maybe Michelangelo. We strolled down the street and then we sucked face. You aren’t typically my type, but I want your body on my body…STAT. Put a turtle in my belly.
we had a brief encounter at the hot dog cart – you were nice to purchase my stuff – thank you – see you there January 1 2015 – hope the picture turned out good
Oh, and just because, here’s a non-Mummers related Missed Connection that simply needs to be published.