The Best Craiglist Missed Connections of Mummers Day

True love blossoms–or not–on 2 Street.

With a tip of the top-hat to The Cut, here are the best Mummers-related Craigslist Missed Connections of New Years Day.

My phone was dead so you wrote your number down on a piece of styrofoam. 

I went to grab the number as soon as I woke up this morning and couldn’t find it. 

You don’t know I lost it, and probably will never look on here as I wouldn’t. 

But I had to take a shot.

It was the Mummers after party and you were dressed as a Ninja Turtle…maybe Michelangelo. We strolled down the street and then we sucked face. You aren’t typically my type, but I want your body on my body…STAT. Put a turtle in my belly.

we had a brief encounter at the hot dog cart – you were nice to purchase my stuff – thank you – see you there January 1 2015 – hope the picture turned out good

Oh, and just because, here’s a non-Mummers related Missed Connection that simply needs to be published.

I hit your white Lexus yesterday from behind -w4m (Cottman Ave/Township Ln)

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