Reddit alerts us to something called a Frozen Hoagie truck in Boston.
It's great that Boston is using "hoagie" rather than the "sub" or the "grinder" or whatever else. But unless it's on a long roll, preferably seeded, you just can't call it a hoagie. In fact, if you're making ice cream sandwiches, I think you gotta go with "Frozen Bulkie Roll Sandwich." We expect to see a new truck by the end of the week, thanks. Because you know what this is really about? Philly's the only city in the country that actually says "Hoagie" (and pronounces it "Heaugie"). And we'd like to keep it that way.