Headline of the Day: “Shrink Accused of Playing Tug”

Thank you, Daily News.

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The Daily News ran an item in today’s paper about a child psychologist called Cornelius Ferguson who has been arrested for indecent exposure and public lewdness for “allegedly masturbating in front of his office window in plain view of high-school students across the street.” The headline: “Shrink Accused of Playing Tug.” That is all.

(I’d link to it, but the web 0.0 geniuses at Philly.com have made it impossible to find this story.)

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