At Penn, The Effort to Create the “Perfect” Frat Boy

If they succeed, we all lose.

The Daily Pennsylvanian reports that Phi Sigma Kappa recruiters are on campus to jumpstart the university’s newest fraternity by recruiting 30 members. They’re also meeting with sororities on campus to determine what makes the perfect fraternity member.

Trying … not … to make … obvious jokes.

They asked women to describe what they like and dislike about current fraternity men on campus and describe their view of the “perfect” fraternity man. After they compiled a list, the sorority women were asked to scroll through their phones and recommend unaffiliated men that fit the criteria.

These names lists will serve as the springboard to set up phone calls and meetings, Budke said.

It’s so 21st century to focus-group a new fraternity, isn’t it?