About That Zillow List of 10 Reasons to Move to Philly

A Philadelphian’s itemized companion piece to last week’s real-estate listicle.

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“If you’ve seen Liberty Bell and had a cheesesteak, you’ve likely spent a day in Philadelphia.” So begins Zillow’s list of 10 reasons to move to Philadelphia, published last week by a blog of the online real estate database. As it so happens, I live a few blocks from Liberty Bell and even closer to quite a few places to have a cheesesteak. I’ve spent a day in Philadelphia, then! (And also around 5,000 more.)

Outsider guides to Philadelphia always seem off—and of course they do. “10 Reasons” -type lists (even by writers here) involve by definition a heaping of personal bias and guesswork; when they come from an out-of-the-area publication, there’s a greater chance a Philadelphian will read it and get so shocked he’ll drop his cheesesteak right onto the top of the Liberty Bell.

But there’s no need to tear these pieces to shreds; after all, they’re primarily positive articles on the City of Philadelphia, a place we all love (or at least live here).


Still, a little perspective is in order. So, as I did with Philly dating in the New York Post and the New York Times' 36 Hours piece, I offer not a correction—but a companion piece.

Let's go through Zillow's 10 reasons to move to Philadelphia.

1. Affordable urban living

Okay, sure. Philadelphia is cheaper than other big East Coast cities, while offering most if not all of the same amenities. (Our Barcade has NBA Jam!) Good. What goes unmentioned here (and elsewhere) is how much more of the city is now desirable to live in. Take the "Fishtown renaissance." The New York Times recently labeled Fette Sau as the driver of the creative renaissance, because of course it did. But let me posit an alternative theory: Pizza is the real reason people who were scared to live in Fishtown five years ago will now move there. By my calculations, 78 new pizza places have opened in Fishtown in the last 18 months, with a Mega Pizzeria involving the people from Joe's on the way. I haven't had pizza at all 78 new pizza joints, but even if five percent of them are good, that's probably enough. The number one reason I wouldn't move to West Philly is the lack of good pizza options. Dock Street, and what? New Style? No doubt most feel the same way I do. Pizza lovers drive our economy (note: conjecture), and their ability to move to Fishtown has reignited the area.

2. Families don’t have to move to the burbs

This is the part of the list that Simon Van Zuylen-Wood flagged as having a troubling photo choice late last week, but he also noticed the sheer silliness of the entry given the current state Philadelphia's school district. It's a weird point —even for a site that exists to sell real estate—since schools are an oft-mentioned reason to move to the suburbs.

3. Families embracing the city again

The site flags the city's parks and museums as good reasons to live in the city. Unfortunately it only names Franklin Square as a place to visit, a park that is convenient to residents of Metro Club and no other Philadelphians, but, eh, it has a mini-golf course so it's a not the worst place to name. Still, while many parks are in fantastic shape and have amazing playground equipment — Dickinson Square Park is fantastic, what a lot of parks could aspire to if they were sentient beings — there aren't any rocket ship slides anymore. When I was a kid, we'd steal wax paper from the ACME and use it to make the already kinda dangerous slide even faster. I fear kids today are missing out.

4. You can live in a cool converted warehouse

Okay, sure. But what about living in a church in Manayunk? I know, I know: I'm not sold on the pizza there, either. Couch Tomato, and what? Riverside?

5. You can’t go wrong with a classic cheesesteak

The Zillow post is not wrong when it says that "several locals… claim Geno’s is the best place to get a cheesesteak in town." True. At least several locals claim that. But a much greater number claim other places. (Steve's or Mike's, for me.) Anyway, you can go wrong with a classic cheesesteak, as evidenced by the waist size of the pants I wore from roughly 2008 to 2010.

6. Ambitious chefs and exotic flavors

Now hold on just a minute! One point ago all Philadelphians needed was a cheesesteak. We could indeed not go wrong with it! Now I'm being told there are ambitious chefs and exotic flavors, too?

It's apropos this follows the cheesesteak point. If there is one food that Philadelphians do not think should be made in any ambitious way, it is a cheesesteak. I get it, of course — green or red peppers on a cheesesteak?! — but I do believe in culinary experimentation. Even for our beloved cheesesteak. (Not that I'm interested in trying any of them.)

7. You really don’t need a car

True again! SEPTA does have rapid transit down three of our biggest streets (Market, Frankford and Broad), regional rail's decent, the trolleys serve West Philly pretty well and also there are incredibly useful buses I never ride. But here's what's weird about Philly: The transit is just obnoxious enough to use that it's tempting to just stay in your quadrant of the city and not venture to other areas. When's the last time you saw your friends from West Philly? Unless you live in West Philly, probably not very recently! And you pretty much only see people from Fairmount you're interested in dating. Philadelphia's walkability can be a dangerous thing.

8. Everyone likes to be first

I guess it's nice Philadelphia celebrates its history. But, man, is it boring. I really don't think it helps current Philadelphia residents to know admission to America's first zoo was once a quarter. And even the Liberty Bell doesn't do it for me. It's just a bell commissioned for the state house. Did it deflect bullets during the Revolutionary War? Did we hit King George over the head with it to end the war? Much like the story of Betsy Ross sewing the first flag, the tale of the Liberty Bell ringing on the 4th of July isn't true. Independence Hall—now there's a place where some history happened! Too bad it's guarded 24/7 by angry park rangers.

8. Saving a buck is in

Except at Geno's, where a cheesesteak costs $9.50.

9. One of the world’s largest urban parks

To be fair, though, it's pretty annoying to get to the best parts of Fairmount Park without a car.

10. You can channel your inner boxer

I liked this from Philebrity: "No one in the world has ever thought to themselves 'You know, I wasn’t going to move to Philadelphia, but Rocky was a movie that existed so count me in.'" But I'm guessing that's only true for Americans. Rocky (along with Will Smith, and Allen Iverson among basketball fans) is one of the few things foreigners know about our fine city! I'm willing to bet some Eastern European dude moved here because of it. Then he went to Geno's, didn't order because he was flustered by the "Speak English" sign and ended up moving to the suburbs. Sigh.

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  • Dan McQuade

    Update: I have been informed there is a Santucci Brothers pizza in Manayunk. I apologize for its omission earlier.

  • MelG

    I would disagree with #2. Most families need to leave the city for the ‘burbs once their kids hit school age. Philly school are terrible! In less you live in the Meredith or McCall districts, win the lottery for a charter school, or can afford private school, you need to leave. I’d love to see a post about how local residents can change the schools. It was able to be done for Meredith and McCall, but how can families in the city make that change for neighborhoods like Graduate Hospital and Fishtown?

    In addition, to your point, no you don’t need a car, but you end up stuck in your neighborhood, because Septa isn’t expansive enough to conveniently reach the new extension of the city.

  • Ryan Godfrey

    One thing foreigners associate with our city is cream cheese. “Filadelfia” is the name for cream cheese in at least some parts of Spain, Italy and Mexico. Presumably elsewhere. There have to be at least a few cream cheese fanatics who have emigrated here to be close to cream cheese ground zero.

    • Dan McQuade

      I just want to say how much I enjoyed yours and armando’s comments.

  • armando

    thats right! i was born in philadelphia and i moved to italy in 1976….here we have that famous cream cheese called “filadelfia”….miss philly

  • MAZZONI PHOTOGRAPHY

    This all sounds fantastic. That said…does someone want to buy our nice house, in a great area of the city? :) I love so much here, but honestly, grown tired of it in 36 years…any interest…161K….near everything and still a great SAFE area for kids.

  • Susie from Philly

    D’Allesandro’s cheesesteaks are better than Geno’s. But honestly, most neighborhood steak shops are as good as any of the tourist traps.

  • gerard

    caputo’s pizza? gotta get it delivered though, not the 2am slices

  • dave

    Basically Philly is one big Ghetto. Lots of poor whites working for minimum wage and lots of criminals acting like they own philly.
    Losers and Fakers end up in Philly while the real Winners stay in NYC.
    On the surface Philly (Appears) similar to NYC but when you interact with the philly’s and shop in philly’s you will realize Philly is only for LOSERS.
    I regard it everyday when i move from nyc to philly few year back but i am planning to move back to NYC with the winners and do’ers real soon.

    • Dan P

      Yea, typically winners know how to speak English properly. Ironic that you’d want to move to New York to get away from “fake people”, though.