The Confederate White Knights, a Maryland-based Ku Klux Klan group, has obtained a special permit to hold a demonstration at Gettysburg National Military Park on Saturday October 5th. You can find them north of George Mead headquarters at 12:30 p.m. (Huh, I thought white supremacists hated hoodies…) The rally is reportedly being held in protest of president Obama’s immigration policies (what, like this one?). But a quick glance at the group’s website–under construction, as you can see–reflects a larger, um, agenda.
If you believe our country is being destroyed by inside forces in our government. Join us on the 5th for an outspoken first amendment right. Our constitution has not been dissolved yet!
But! To join you must be…
- be 100% heterosexual
- be of European Heritage
- be an American Citizen born and raised
- be 100% patriotic to America
- You cannot be MUSLIM
- You cannot be a JEW
- You cannot be a SATANIST
- You cannot be COMMUNIST
- You cannot be a convicted Pedophile (child molester)
- You cannot be a convicted Rapist
- You cannot be a convicted Terrorist
- You cannot have any ties with any Terrorist group or Terrorist Activities against America
- You must complete an application and signed oath
See you there!