Service btwn DC/Philly is currently suspended due to overhead wire damage. Repairs underway. Check train status before traveling to station.
— Amtrak (@Amtrak) September 11, 2013
My colleague Simon suggests a joke here about Hillary Clinton’s appearance in Philadelphia last night, and how that probably caused this problem. Unfortunately, I don’t actually have a better joke to make at the moment. Why don’t we just stick to information on this post, eh?