El Wingador Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Charge

Bill “El Wingador” Simmons has pleaded guilty to a cocaine distribution charge today. Charges were first filed against the five-time Wing Bowl champ following a June, 2012 traffic stop. He faces up to seven years in prison, but can probably reduce the sentence with some community service. Maybe, like, make him dress up like a wingette seven years in a row? [NBC 10]