World Comes to Senses as N.J. Nazi Dad Loses Custody of Remaining Child

New Jersey’s favorite Nazi dad Heath Campbell, who’s named all four of his children with Third Reich-inspired names, has been denied custody of the youngest one, two-year-old Heinrich Hons. Adolf Hitler Campbell, 7, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 6, and Honzlynn Jeannie Campbell, 5, are all already in foster care. The state alleges that they’re saving the kids from a violent home. Campbell, of Holland Township (an Ally Township!) says he’s being targeted simply for naming his kids after monstrous human beings and subjecting them to a lifetime of confusion and shame. [NBC 10]