Ironic Lighting Bolt Strikes Swarthmore

Swarthmore, if you haven’t been paying close attention, is embroiled in a scandal. Several former and current students at the school have accused the school of covering up rape allegations.

The students say that Swarthmore has violated federal law by failing to accurately report sexual assault cases, as well as by creating a hostile environment on campus where victims are discouraged from coming forward.

I’m a little late to this, but last week, God proved that he is an insensitive man that doesn’t understand the seriousness of these rape accusations. How did he do this? By striking the campus’s Women’s Resource Center with a lighting bolt, lighting it on fire.

Once the fire was out, it was clear the third floor, home to the WRC’s library and modest but prized collection of feminist literature, bore the brunt of the fire damage.

Of course. [Swarthmore]

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  • LegendAndMyth

    “Once the fire was out, it was clear the third floor, home to the WRC’s library and modest but prized collection of feminist literature, bore the brunt of the fire damage.”

    …and nothing of value was lost.

    • Nutz321

      [–]garybuseyscomeback [+5] 6 points 9 hours ago (6|1)
      As much as I abhor what’s in those books, books being burned is always lamentable.

      [–]Foreskin_Jizz_Bomb 2 points 9 hours ago (2|0)
      Meh, it understand where you’re coming from, but come on. More than likely those books were full of misandry and vitriol.

      [–]notnotnotfred [+14] 4 points 7 hours ago (3|0)
      yes, but the best way to deal with a bad argument is to encourage people to learn the argument and its fundamental flaw.
      burnt-and–rediscovered arguments it become new, exciting arguments to new initiates who will view it in a charitable light

  • Pirokobo

    Note how every person involved in responding to the fire was a man.

    • Daniela Kucz

      Hi, that may be an incorrect assumption – I’m a member of the fire station responding, and there’s most definitely female members.

      • Roberto Matus

        that’s a correct assumption. it would be incirrect if most firefighters were women.