Presenting: Calorie Counts for Your Favorite Citizens Bank Park Concessions

Opening Day baseball wouldn’t be complete without a little kill-joy calorie count post, would it? Be Well Philly has compiled an exhaustive list breaking down how much your favorite ballpark foods will cost you (or gain you, rather). A few highlights:

• McNally’s Tavern Schmitter Sandwich: 830 cals
• Federal Donut Plain Spiced Donut: 265 cals
• Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries w/ Cheese Sauce: 700 cals, 40 grams of fat

Forgive the inter-magazine self-dealing, but for some Citizens Bank Park food porn, head to Foobooz.