Why the New TSA Knife Policy Is Scary

Four reasons air travel will become less safe.

If the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) could compete for an Emmy, it would definitely be a winner. Its “Security Theater” has become a cutting-edge soap opera, replete with comedy, drama and ultimately, tragedy. And the latest episode is making the biggest headlines yet. The TSA is now permitting passengers to carry knives onto planes.

Yes. Knives. Those sharp, pointy things that can puncture a pilot’s jugular in a heartbeat and create total pandemonium at 35,000 feet. If so many people’s lives, not to mention the entire economy, were not jeopardized by this warped decision, it would be funny. But this is definitely no joke.

Even crazier is the TSA’s criteria for the knives: If the blade is no more than 2.36 inches long and a half-inch wide, it will fly the (un)friendly skies. The blade must also be one that folds away, which is, presumably, because the TSA thinks a 2.36-inch folded blade (which is locked when opened) can’t kill someone. More reassuring, the knife cannot have a molded handle, which should be a huge relief to everyone—except those who actually fly.

Why the monumental shift in TSA policy? In addition to wanting to be more in line with Europe (honest to God, that’s no joke), it says security lines are congested because TSA screeners are confiscating thousands of such knives, and these items don’t pose a 9/11-type threat.

Oh. So because druggies and shoplifters create logjams in our courts, we should just give in and make their actions legal?

And how exactly will lines be shortened with TSA screeners now using tape measures to ensure that 2.37-inch knives don’t slip by? Although, truth be told, they could all just emulate the Philadelphia Airport, where everything seems to get through.

The TSA is convinced that a 9/11 hijacking can never occur again because so much has changed: steel cockpit doors, a vigilant flying public, air marshals and better intelligence. And there you have it: TSA’s “risk-based” security plan—which is really great, except the parts about the steel cockpit doors, a vigilant flying public, air marshals and better intelligence.

Let’s review:

1. Yes, cockpit doors are strengthened, but since there aren’t bathrooms in the cockpit, pilots are vulnerable every time nature calls.

2. Is the TSA expecting passengers to work “fight-the-knife-freak” duty? And how many people are the TSA willing to sacrifice? It’s not just the doped-up or drunk passenger who stabs the flight attendant because he hated the in-flight movie. It’s a handful of Mohammed Attas coordinating a vicious attack, each wielding several legal weapons. Sound familiar? It should, since box cutters were legal on 9/11. Once the attack commences, then what? Maybe they gain entrance to the cockpit, and maybe not. But when you’re dealing with fanatics who can’t wait to meet Allah and all those supposed virgins, it’s going to be a bloodbath. And since sophisticated terrorists always utilize surprise, they will gain the upper hand immediately.

3. Air marshals? Sorry, they’ve been sequestrationed, and only fly on a small percentage of flights anyway. For the record, they vehemently oppose the new TSA knife policy. Next.

4. Better intelligence. Really? Where? Like in New York in 2010, when the Muslim fundamentalist Times Square bomber was caught by Lady Luck? After fleeing Manhattan, he went to the airport, bought a one-way ticket to the Middle East—in cash—boarded the plane, and almost almost took off. And best of all, he was on the No-Fly List!

Of course, there is a much better solution. It’s called profiling, and it works really, really well. Just ask the Israelis, who know a thing or two about terrorists. (El Al has only been hijacked once). But out of deference to possible hurt feelings, we refuse. In fact, because of our affinity for political correctness, we do the opposite.

In 2007, the then-TSA chief lifted the ban on lighters and matches, admitting that policy was “security theater.” Nothing has changed, as the TSA continues with policies that not only aren’t keeping the skies safe, but actually make them more dangerous. Unfortunately, “security theater” has become an all-too-true reality show, playing out every day at thousands of airports. And it’s only a matter of time before it crashes and burns.

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  • http://twitter.com/mkepvdnycphl Allison Kelsey

    If I can bring a knife, I ought to be able to bring a regular bottle of shampoo or toothpaste, too.

  • Rob Pugh

    You can just as easily be stabbed through the jugular with a pen, pencil, shards from a 40oz duty free liquor bottle, 1st class silverware… this is no new risk to anyone. For someone throwing around the phrase ‘security theater’ – you don’t seem to have grasped the concept.

  • drumbabe

    It’s all a farce designed to line the pockets of politician’s buddies while creating a make-work program anyway. There is nothing to fear except the government continuing to trample upon and violate our Rights.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002152481201 TestJeff Pierce

    Chris – really? Are you that scared? I feel ashamed for you.

    I could break my laptop screen to create a sharp object. Anyone today could try and assault a pilot with stuff in their carry-on.

    The reality is there is no measurable threat from suicidal airline passengers. The TSA kills more people each year, according to an article in the Journal of Homeland Security and Emergency Management, because the current TSA procedures have more people driving. The risk of death because of these additional miles is anywhere from 100 to 500 people killed per year.

    Terrorism, by the way, is about non-existent in America. Out of the 5 plots or so a year targeting civilians, most of them are only possible by the FBI aiding and abetting some people who hate America.

    The TSA does quite fine killing Americans…I don’t think restoring sanity to travel will cause anyone – except the irrationally paranoid among us – to lose sleep.

    Oh, don’t drive…..you don’t want to know those odds !

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1384316579 Byron C Mayes

    “So because druggies and shoplifters create logjams in our courts, we should just give in and make their actions legal?””

    Actually, “Yes,” at least on the drugs part. Not just because they “create logjams in our courts,” but because it’s a real issue of personal rights and responsibility. The government shouldn’t be telling people what they can and cannot put into their bodies whether it’s sweet sodas, alcohol, or a doobie.

    I would think a pseudo-libertarian like Chris Friend would be all over that one (like real libertarian William F. Buckley Jr.), but I guess some people are only anti-intrusive government when it’s convenient.