Finally, an explanation for why Jets coach Rex Ryan inexplicably played Mark Sanchez deep into a hopeless season, while a noted water-walking miracle-worker turned the other cheek on the sidelines. To give up on the Sanchize would be to come to terms with the stupidity of inking himself with an image of his wife dressed up, pantless, in a #6 jersey. Here’s a fix, Rex: Since you can’t plausibly start Sanchez anymore (statistically, one of the worst quarterbacks ever last season), just insert a little “1” before the “6” and she’s a Vinny Testaverde fan. [NY Daily News]
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