Ryan Howard, Krystle Campbell Get Married in Hawaii

If you don’t care about Britain’s monarchs, maybe you’ll be interested in Philly royalty: Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard married Krystle Campbell over the weekend in Maui. Current and former teammates at the wedding included Shane Victorino and Ben Francisco. Campbell, a former teacher and Eagles cheerleader, was engaged to Howard in April 2011. It’s such a joyous occasion that there’s no reason to lament that Howard can’t hit left-handed pitching. Oops. [Dan Gross]