Celeb Scoop: Beyoncé to Perform Super Bowl Halftime Show

Plus: Will Smith to host Michelle Obama, Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler shower together, Bill Murray is the coolest person ever, and more of today’s celebrity news.

When We Think Football, We Think Beyoncé. Beyoncé has been reported to be the halftime performer for this season’s Super Bowl. Since the Eagles won’t be in it, you’ll have to focus on something, right? [USA Today]

FLOTUS Returns to Hollywood. Michelle Obama will head back to Hollywood next week to sneak in one last celebufundraiser before November’s election. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith will host the event at their California home. [Hollywood Reporter]

Bill Murray Is the Coolest Person Ever. After recently crashing a kickball game, we now know that Bill Murray and “his idiot brothers” call Mitch Glazer during the sex scene from Road House every time the movie is on TV to inform him that his wife, Kelly Lynch, is having sex with Patrick Swayze. Like, every time it’s on. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 a.m. or that Bill Murray is in Russia. [Grantland]

Tina Fey to Co-Host the Golden Globes. Upper Darby’s Tina Fey and partner in crime/fellow SNL alum Amy Poehler will co-host the Golden Globes in January.

Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler in the Shower. In a skit for a recent episode, Chelsea Handler takes a shower (her lady parts are blurred out). Sandra Bullock stops by (also blurred out) to literally smack some sense into Handler and tell her that Oprah wants her to stop sleeping with her guests.

President Obama Weighs in On Nicki vs. Mariah. Barack Obama mentioned that he’s met Mariah Carey and her hubby Nick Cannon and that Nicki Minaj is on his iPod. But, the prez wouldn’t go as far as to pick a side in their “feud” on American Idol, which makes him incorrect, because everyone is supposed to be on Team Mariah because duh. [E]

Honey Boo Boo Makes Late Night Debut. Everybody’s favorite beauty queen was on Kimmel on Monday to talk politics, Kardashians, and trust funds. [People]