Zombie Apocalypse Comes to Pennsylvania as Doylestown Man Gnaws on Woman’s Head

A Doylestown man is in police custody after he allegedly broke into two homes in NEPA, stripped naked, jumped from the second-story of one of the homes, and attacked a woman in the street, gnawing on her head. Richard Cimino Jr. was apparently injured from his second-story jump and bleeding all over himself when he allegedly tackled the woman and began biting her head. He was Tasered by police, but still put up a fight and supposedly punched an EMT that was treating his injuries. Authorities are still waiting on toxicology reports. Excuse us while we spend the rest of the afternoon plotting how we’ll react when the inevitable zombie apocalypse reaches Philadelphia. [Times-Tribune]