Girl at Mad River Crushing Empty Cans With Her Shoulder Blades

Do we really need to expand on that headline? Probably not, but just in case, a Deadspin reader sent in a video taken on his phone last night of a girl at Mad River (be surprised, we dare you) using her shoulder blades to crush empty cans of Red Bull. On a scale of “sad” to “coolest party trick ever” this is somewhere between opening a bottle with your eye and Arthur Kade Excuse us while we spend the afternoon pondering how this is a thing that happens. [Deadspin]

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