This Is What a Mitt Romney Presidency Would Be Like

Or at least that’s what the Romney campaign wants you to think. Mitt Romney’s first ad for the general election began airing today. It’s called “Day One” and outlines what the Republican presidential hopeful would do on his first day in office. The ad says he’d greenlight the Keystone Pipeline to create a bunch of jobs and then introduces tax cuts and reforms. In actuality though, his first day would probably consist of a lot of glad-handing and trying to determine whether or not to take iodine supplements to protect his thyroid from the radiation from the XW-9 warhead in a silo 93 feet below the Eisenhower putting green. [Boston Globe]

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