So, Snooki Isn’t Pregnant After All

Phew. That was a close one. I mean, pregnancy scares are no joking matter, but things are especially serious when a Jersey Shore cast member is involved and the fate of American culture as we know it is at stake. Snooki denied the pregnancy rumors on the Opie & Anthony show yesterday and reiterated that she was not with child while on Live With Kelly this morning. So, feel free to rest easy and go about your business as usual. [Inquirer]