Gaming Board Calls Parx to Harrisburg

Wants to talk about kids in cars

Recently, some parent-of-the-year award nominees have left their offspring in cars outside Parx Casino in Bensalem while they went in and gambled away money for new school clothes. The Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board has asked Parx representatives to make an August 18th appearance in Harrisburg to talk about how they’re going to handle the problem and quell future instances of the same stupidity. The Scoop hopes it’s not with a parenting class because—like Ron White says—you can’t fix stupid. [Philly.com]