Joe Blanton to Start Game 4
Um, Yeah, That Other Team Won 3-Zip. But this Joe guy, who isn’t named Roy or Cole but apparently pitches for the Phils anyway, he’ll set things right! [Daily News, Philly.com Sports]
The Scoop Weeps for the Children of San Francisco. This picture is just appalling. [The 700 Level]
$90 Million Solar Farm to Break Ground in South Jersey. The Scoop was going to say the 71,000 panels constitute the Garden State’s first-ever inedible crop, but then he remembered cranberries. [Inquirer]
Blue Bell Mom Finds Son’s Meth Lab in Her Basement. She almost bought the science-fair-project excuse — then remembered her son is 45. [The Daily Delco]
Jersey Turnpike to Slash Employee Freebies. Someone apparently weaponized DRPA Disease and infected the statewide agency — to the tune of $50 million since 2007. [Inquirer]
Christine O’Donnell Surprised to Hear About This First Amendment Doohickey. In a debate at Widener’s law school, the Delaware tea party candidate for Senate questioned the separation of church and state. [6 ABC]