PA Gets Solid Ranking on List Charting U.S. Penis Size

TIME reports that Condomania.com — the world’s first online condom store — has compiled sales data to find out which states purchased the most large-sized condoms. The result is a list that ranks each state from largest penis size to smallest. Size queens rejoice, because PA gets a pretty solid ranking at No. 20. Not high enough for you? Ship your fanny to North Dakota, which takes the No. 1 spot.

The list is obviously based on loose criteria, but it’s fun to look at, nonetheless. Without further ado, the U.S. according to wang size:

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi