PA Gets Solid Ranking on List Charting U.S. Penis Size

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TIME reports that Condomania.com — the world’s first online condom store — has compiled sales data to find out which states purchased the most large-sized condoms. The result is a list that ranks each state from largest penis size to smallest. Size queens rejoice, because PA gets a pretty solid ranking at No. 20. Not high enough for you? Ship your fanny to North Dakota, which takes the No. 1 spot.

The list is obviously based on loose criteria, but it’s fun to look at, nonetheless. Without further ado, the U.S. according to wang size:


  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi

 

 

  • Curious

    What happened to Georgia? 50 States + 1 District of Columbia = 51.

    • Christina Greco

      maye georgia was too small to make the list

      • estavan

        no its full of those big dicks in congress so it wasnt right to add it to the list

  • printsalesman

    This can’t be true. Mississippi has always had the biggest pricks in the country!

  • Jerry

    did they take into consideration shrinkage with Alaska?

  • Billy Geiger

    Yeah….where is Georgia? I demand satisfaction!!!!