Guy at the End of the Bar: Calvin Phun

The dashing 29-year-old realtor says Debbie Downers need not apply.

Calvin keeps it classy with a dirty martini at Knock.

What kind of guy are you looking for?
Someone who’s really healthy, who’s geared toward healthy living and a healthy lifestyle.

That sounds like code for “hot.”
True that.

Complete this phrase: Sex on the first date is …
Never. Well, maybe. I’m looking for someone to connect with. My roommate calls me a prude. Now, if I am looking for sex, that’s a different story.

So sometimes you’re just looking for sex.
That’s off the record. [laughs]

Tell me your turn-ons.
The guy has to have an edge. He has to make me laugh—that’s a big turn-on. And I think he has to speak freely. He needs to say what he really thinks, as opposed to what other people think.

Turn-offs?
Negative people, Debbie Downers, people who just blame people for whatever reason, and who are always going on about how awful the world is. I like hanging out with positive, outgoing people.

What’s a sure sign you’re having a terrible time on a date?
I play with my salt-and-pepper shakers.

What’s a sweet way to surprise you?
Slipping unexpected notes into my pockets.

Wow. That’s old-school.
I’m real old-school.

Pick one to describe yourself: Serial monogamist/hopeless romantic/dirty whore.
Hopeless romantic. Because I still think there’s a guy on a white horse somewhere.

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  • steve

    get this guy a therapist!