Federal Donuts, In Song

Hey, remember a few weeks back when that guy, Brad Podray, professed his love for Han Dynasty and the Emperor of Sichuan through the majesty of song? Yeah, well it looks like he’s back at it again. Only now he’s lovin’ up Federal Donuts with a fan rap.

This ain’t your dunkin donuts
this ain’t no crispy creme
they’ll blow your mind open like a laser beam
they make the perfect sweet snack more addictive than crack
the flavors change so often that its hard to keep track
like the perfect lover
they do it fancy and hot
now you wait in line whether you antsy or not

Really, though, this excerpt doesn’t do it justice. You’ve got to check out the real thing for yourself.

Federal Donuts Fan Rap [Brad Podray Music]

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