Restaurant Advice Needed

Long time Foobooz “supporter” Dr. Heckles wrote us today to ask a difficult question about where to go to dinner.

I’m in need of restaurant advice. What’s a good place to go to with a girl that you like that doesn’t like you but will spend your money because you’re celebrating the fact that you just got a job?

(McDonalds, while correct, is not an acceptable answer at this time.)