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  • Rich


  • Jonathan

    Eat more chicken steaks.

  • Mallory

    mooooooo-ve over, I’m hungry!!!

  • Max

    “Do you have any vegetarian options?”

  • Juliet

    Is this where the luau is?

  • Smellody

    One cow’s silent peaceful protest against the cheese steak.

  • cpysgsfg

    Ugh, I can’t stomachs all these hipsters that are moooving in, they’re udderly destroying my hood.

  • Holly Moore

    I’ve got a feeling I’m not in Kansas anymore.

  • Holly Moore

    I’m here. I’m a steer. Get over it.

  • Vinny

    About to pour one out for my dead homies.

  • Jeanine

    Excuse me…I believe I was next.

  • Fidel Gastro

    Soylent green is people!

  • chris

    One chicken cheesesteak and one large milk. Thanks.

  • colin

    damn, i wish cows had thumbs

  • DS Nyce

    I will have the Gary Larson special…

  • http://blahblah CEF

    Oh, man. The last guy who rented this suit took a dump in here.

  • joanna /fiberdeviant

    Steve knew it was wrong, but everyday, he was drawn to the hotdog truck contemplating the taste of all-beef hotdogs.

  • joanna

    Steve knew it was wrong, but everyday, he was drawn to the hotdog truck contemplating the taste of all-beef hotdogs


    “excuse me may I cut ahead of you? I have sad cow disease.”

  • Michael G

    That better be made with seitan…You don’t want to see me getting madcow all over your ass.

  • Dave

    Shola, is that you?

  • Christian

    Veal parm hoagie. Yes, I know what veal is. It’s friggin delicious.

  • Ryan

    Watch out for BEARS…er, COWS

  • Willie

    “I’ve always wondered how I’d taste. I’m delicious! Another wiz wit please. (hangs head in shame)”

  • Jay

    Can anyone tell me where Liberty Place is? I was told that’s where the Chik-Fil-A is.

  • RJ

    “How do you like being penned up in a small box??”

  • Tex

    “Sure I have to stand here in this stupid costume, but at least I’m not reading Philly Mag’s pizza review.”

  • Max

    I wanted to go check out the new Speck, and there was a cow waiting in line

  • herman

    Need Milk?

  • Snake

    Mooooove along, nothing to see here.


    Foodtrucks all the rage my ass. I’m getting an all beef hotdog. bitches

  • KW

    Got Milk?

  • Food Phan

    “So hungry; not concerned at all about a ‘Caption this photo’ foobooz post, I’m sure not one will be humorous.”

  • Todd


  • Dan

    free-range certified