Jacob Lambert, who writes for the local humor site The Philadelphia Turkey has an online serial mystery at PhiladelphiaWeekly.com. It’s about Craig LaBan and a “warm peach tartlet” who was “four-bell trouble.” That much is clear. But why? That’s what we want to know.
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