These partially clothed ladies are part of the Sixers dance team, who, even though they’re more modest than other NBA dance troupes, have remarkably advanced to the Final Four in NBA.com’s Dance Team Bracket.

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The dream of a breast-heavy Phillies pitching rotation officially died yesterday when the team axed Rule 5 journeyman Travis Blackley, leaving only 11 healthy arms (yes, counting Adam Eaton) for the start of opening day. The dismissal of Blackley also means his wife, model/chest exposer Arynne Tiller Blackley, will no longer be affiliated with the team, leaving only Anna Benson (center) and Heidi Strobel to stoke the smoky embers of dirtball fantasies about a Phillies Wives charity function involving high-pressure water pistols, white T-shirts and a mud pit. (This is bad news for money-strapped charity organizations as well. Tough loss, ALS.)

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For a second, just ignore the amateurish Blogspot platform and focus on the philosophy behind the “Local Hotties” site as explained by one of its “founders,” Rob, a 26-year-old real estate agent from Holland, Pa: “The site really came about after I was drinking with a buddy and we started realizing that we miss a lot of opportunities to talk to girls. Either by drinking too much or just plain not saying hi to them. So I was explaining this to Kevin and we realized … who better to get advice from than the girls themselves?”

Oh, the joys of quasi-entrepreneurial internet voyeurism.

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Although you might be getting the bulk of your ’08 election coverage from CNN and MSNBC, it’s time to shove funny-bearded Wolf Blitzer and lesbianic Anderson Cooper aside while Pennsylvania’s in play. Meet your new political correspondent: Kerri-Lee Halkett. (Oh … and Bruce Gordon.)

Halkett (and Bruce Gordon) will host You Decide 2008: Battleground Pennsylvania this evening at 11 p.m. and every Tuesday through April 22nd. Tonight, the FOX 29 crew welcomes Fox News’s mini-O’Reilly, Shepard Smith, via satellite from Mississippi to talk all things Obama/Hillary/McCain with Halkett (and Bruce Gordon).

Hopefully, Smith won’t get tongue-tied in front of Halkett (and Bruce Gordon), causing another unfortunate curb-job/blow-job slip.

Shepard Smith helps Fox 29 Tomorrow [The Mighty Dan Gross]

The always snooping collar-poppers at Ivygate have unearthed a possible part-time professional sexer trolling amongst the deep-pocketed smart kids at Penn. Their evidence that the lady-for-hire is a Quaker comes from an ad on “exoticcourtesan.com” that proclaims “Eva is a new addition to the Philadelphia scene! A hot Italian spinner! She is currently a finance major at an Ivy League university.”

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If all goes according to plan, the Philadelphia Phillies could have the most formidable players’ wives section in all of baseball. The staff itself might be lackluster, but the wives? Stellar.

Those are the hopes and dreams of many an ogling fan this spring based on yesterday’s masterful pitching performance by Rule 5 draft attendee Travis Blackley. The ex-Giant pitched three scoreless innings, striking out two and picking off one, as the Phillies opened up Grapefruit League action by shellacking the Cincinnati Reds 8-1.

More important, if Blackley continues to pitch like this, the Phillies will have no choice but to sign him, which would mean his buxom, clothes-shedding wife, Arynne Tiller Blackley (top left; modesty courtesy of Larry Platt egg heads), will help twirl cotton candy at Phillies Wives’ charity events with the likes of Cole Hamels’s wife, Survivor temptress Heidi Strobel (right), and headline-grabbing strumpet Anna Benson this season.

Goosebumps … in your pants.

Phil’s Blackley warms to the occasion [Delaware Online]
Wedding of Arynne and Travis Blackley [YouTube]

Adam Eaton detractors and lovers of large-breasted, mouthy extroverts rejoice: Kris Benson and his lovely wife Anna might be here very soon. According to DelVal Online Phillies blogger Scott Lauber:

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It appears the Phillies are getting serious about signing free agent pitcher Kris Benson. The Inquirer’s Jim Salisbury filed a story early this morning indicating that the Phillies are in talks with the surgically repaired hurler with the knocker-heaving wife.

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Before there was Edward Anderton, there was Jayson Verdibello, a wannabe rock star who fell hard for Jocelyn Kirsch, only to have the alleged thieving minx break his heart when she boinked her eventual accomplice. Verdibello says he chose not speak out before because he was too emotional, but now he’s opened up to DN Kirsch-chronicler Regina Medina. (more…)

The strapping fellow to the right is former Fox 29 sports anchor Carl Cherkin, who, just like Hurricane Schwartz, is seeking female companionship via Match.com. It’s nice to see him thrusting himself headlong into the mysterious world of online dating with such vim and vigor.

On his turn-on list, Cherkin checked off pretty much the same things Hurricane did. But he has a few … interesting additions:

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