“Kerri-Lee TV” Is Not What You Think
Though hopes were raised mightily today when Fox 29 announced a special “Kerri-Lee TV” segment scheduled for Monday night, ardent fans of Kerri-Lee Halkett’s, ahem, reporting skills should be made aware of what it’s not.
No, Fox 29 will not be presenting a 24-hour live feed of its eye-candy anchor being shadowed by probing cameras as she folds her laundry, washes her dog and goes to yoga class. (Although we can safely assume that would be a ratings bonanza — pity that the station’s producers aren’t so forward-thinking.)
Though hopes were raised mightily today when Fox 29 announced a special “Kerri-Lee TV” segment scheduled for Monday night, ardent fans of Kerri-Lee Halkett’s, ahem, reporting skills should be made aware of what it’s not.
No, Fox 29 will not be presenting a 24-hour live feed of its eye-candy anchor being shadowed by probing cameras as she folds her laundry, washes her dog and goes to yoga class. (Although we can safely assume that would be a ratings bonanza — pity that the station’s producers aren’t so forward-thinking.)
Today’s Daily Examiner end quote comes courtesy of Fark.com, which essentially blew up our site today for a couple of hours after its users swarmed piranha-like to our 
Although you might be getting the bulk of your ’08 election coverage from CNN and MSNBC, it’s time to shove funny-bearded Wolf Blitzer and lesbianic Anderson Cooper aside while Pennsylvania’s in play. Meet your new political correspondent: Kerri-Lee Halkett. (Oh … and Bruce Gordon.)