SIX-WORD MEMOIR CONTEST: The Winners
Congratulations to the three winners of our Six-Word Memoir contest, announced last night at a reading at Barnes & Noble with SMITH Magazine editor Larry Smith. Thanks to everyone who entered!
Mom put Tastykakes in my lunchbag. — Al Cummings, San Francisco
Because the fat elf deserved it. — Tim Piroli, Philadelphia
I can’t leave for some reason. — Dan McQuade, Philadelphia







May 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
that AL, he’s one cool dude!
May 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I’m so proud of my big brother!!!
May 19th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Way to go Alley Cat!
May 19th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
That Al, he a real dude!
May 19th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
That Al, he a real dude!
May 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
That Al, he’s a real dude!
May 19th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
That Al, He’s a real dude!!!!
May 19th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
That Al, god dammit he’s a real dude.
May 20th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Way to go!
May 20th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
good job
May 20th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Get back to work, Al!
May 20th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Al, I am so proud of you!
No, wait, I am proud of me!
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
ummm, tastykakes!