12:30 REPORT: Your News Update
Stretch marks be gone: A local dermatologist, Dr. Victoria Cirillo-Hyland, has found a way to lessen the appearance of stretch marks. The procedure isn’t 100 percent effective, however, and each round will cost you around $500, and it may cause seeping wounds. But hey, anything to diminish those unsightly reminders of 12-pound Little Johnny or 12 pounds of Little Debbie. [NBC 10]
I’m sorry. Was I speeding … Officer Handsome?: State police will now be using lasers on the Atlantic City Expressway as a new tool to zero in on speeding motorists. So, if you are planning on heading down the shore any time soon, you should probably slow down. Or invest in a laser detector. [6 ABC]
Please tell me he wore the tights: After a two-year-long bank-robbing spree that netted $200,000, 34-year-old Jamal Solomon was facing armed robbery charges. His defense: He gave all the money to people who needed it, using not a penny for himself. But a federal judge didn’t buy the modern-day Robin Hood act, sentencing Solomon yesterday to 15 years in the pen with “Little John.” [The Intelligencer]
“Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na — Batman!”: For the first time in two years, Six Flags is opening a new ride. The $7.5 million Batman-themed roller coaster, The Dark Knight, reaches 30 miles per hour in its seven-story housing. [CBS 3]
