12:30 Report: Your News Update
Eagles’ 2008 squad still needs some help: That’s according to ESPN’s Matt Williamson. Guess where he thinks the team needs an upgrade? (Hint: not fullback.) [ESPN]
I. Am. Iron. Pig: Although the name sounds like it belongs to a Black Sabbath tribute band, the Phillies Triple-A minor-league club is actually developing a following. Its first game in Allentown’s new Coca Cola Park is sold out. [CBS 3]
Traffic tonight will fiercely suck: Three games at three different stadiums means 95 and 76 will be a commuting nightmare. Probably still better than some lunatic wielding a toy gun and a bat on the Walt Whitman, though. [Inquirer]
Philly.com’s fish tales: There was a problem with some of the subheads on some blogs this morning, resulting in Bill Clinton getting called a damn big fish. [Blinq]